Sportsmen Yacht Club Presents
Looks like a bunch of
unsavory characters hanging out around the Baroness'
The Baroness is dead! Police suspect foul play…
Baroness Audry von Munchen died in very peculiar circumstances last week. Police revealed today that the baroness was found dead in her bed by her maid, Miss Linda Lovelace, at breakfast one morning. An inquiry into the death has been set up and is being led by Inspector Clu d’Eau—a bumbling idiot who, it has been suggested, could not organize a drinks party in a brewery. It is believed the Baroness did not die from natural causes and the police are already describing the incident as a ‘suspicious death.’
Following the suspicious death of Baroness Audry von
Muchen, the estate and fabulous von Muchen relics are to be
auctioned off to the highest bidder. In the absence of a legal
heir, it looks like all the proceeds will go to her favorite
charity—unless a claimant comes forward at the last moment. What is
the truth behind the Baroness’ death?
There is only one way to find out!!!
RIP Baroness Audry von Munchen
The local gendarmes
were led by
Inspector Clu d’Eau
The Crack Reporter Sam (antha) Scoop was on the job, Camera Ready!
The Baroness' maid,
the Baroness dead in her bed at breakfast time.
(She may be a Maid but she is no Maiden!)
Chief Inspector Clu d’Eau conducted a through investigation; no one was above suspicion.
Other nefarious activities were uncovered during the investigation!
But Finally ...You're Under Arrest for the murder of Baroness Audry von Munchen
The culprit was
apprehended, proving once again that Crime Does Not Pay!
The perpetrator was Simmie Shade
The fun evening also
included a Best Costume Judging (there were many great
List of Winners:
Linda Lovelace, Marina Faconti
The Sportsmen Cast
|Baroness Audry von Munchen||Herself||Inspector Clu d’Eau||Matt Tate|
|Maid Linda Lovelace||Marina Faconti||Reporter Sam Scoop||Freda Lucido|
|Lionel Big||Robert Babo||Cardinel Bowden||Albert Perez|
|Jeeves||Bill Moore||Sir John Bates||Don Wilson|
|Freddie Farr||Marianne Tate||Simmie Shade||Tammy Rocha|
|Jay d Silva||Dan Gorman||Gelenda Goodhart||Becky Wilson|
|Joan Dunn||Joan Idsoe||Alison Williams||Barbara Maldon|
|J. J. Sly||Dale Bauer||Ari Salom||Johanna Edgar|
|Pat Gaffney||Darlene Moore||T. J. Shade||Brian Edgar|
|Solo Humarn||Mark Elger||Satsumo Mitsuyo||Barbara Elger|
|Ann Smith||Shirley Karr||Karia Hebflauer||Denice Babo|
|Mrs. Muhammed||Sue Armstrong||John Doe||Rick Barton|
|Father O'leary||Bob Karr||Ginger Bloomfield||Anita Hinds|
|Dan (the gardner)||Rick Armstrong||Ringwald Crump||Rick Hinds|
|Kim Champman||Diana E||Ab Burns||Alice Gibson|
|Lady Bates||Debbie Bauer||Elsie Earnapenny||Terry Barton|
|Jack Chancer||Alex Edgar||Sterling Saunders|
|Sue Bromley||Jeff Williamson|
|Jules Bond||Arshaad Kaghi|
|Dennis Short||Feng Caratacas|
|G. D. Lettemov|
produced by Billy Jones
Directed by Marianne Tate
Many thanks to
& Crew for a wonderful dinner!
Thanks to Reporter Sam Scoop (AKA Freda) for capturing the event on digital photos